<![CDATA[Valleywag: deathwatch]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/valleywag.com.png <![CDATA[Valleywag: deathwatch]]> http://valleywag.com/tag/deathwatch http://valleywag.com/tag/deathwatch <![CDATA[ Glam Media making publishers wait four months for cash ]]> When will Samir Arora admit that Glam Media, his online ad network, is running out of money? Glam buys up ad space on websites and resells it to advertisers, as well as operating a few token websites itself. But it has overpaid for much of that space, and revenues are running dangerously short of projections. Now, Glam is delaying its payments to partners by up to 120 days, claiming that the move is necessary because advertisers are slowing their payments to Glam. Which is utter nonsense.

A well-capitalized ad broker would be able to pay its publishers promptly; it's part of the reason why such middlemen take a big cut of advertisers' payments. The only sensible reason why Glam can't pay Web publishers promptly is because it no longer has the capital to float its accounts receivable, despite raising $85 million earlier this year. I'm sure Arora will deny that he's running low on money — in which case he will be tacitly admitting that he's stiffing his partners.

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Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:20:00 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5076361&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The martyr of Tesla Motors ]]> Having laid off 75-some employees and run his electric carmaker's cash balance down to $9 million, what is Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk busying himself with? Conducting a witch hunt to find who leaked Tesla's financials to Valleywag. The Truth About Cars has published an email it claims is from Musk, which includes a letter apology from R&D director Peng Zhou. The only thing that's curious: Our tipster said he'd been at Tesla for four years. Zhou has only been there for two years. In Musk's haste to find someone to blame, did he extract a forced confession from the wrong man?

W: Letter of Apology
Elon Musk
Sent: Monday, November 03, 2008 4:22 PM
To: Everybody
Below is what I believe to be a sincere apology from Peng Zhou for the leak to Valleywag.
To: Elon Musk
Subject: Re: Letter of Apology
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Dear Tesla Motors Employees,
Tesla Motors is a great company and is pioneering the green revolution. I have always been a proud Tesla employee and we all worked extremely hard towards the company mission. Throughout past two years, I also took a wild ride in the great emotional roller-coaster of WhiteStar 1.0, 2.0 and Model S. Having driven Model S mule few times, I truly believe this is the vehicle that will change the world.
However, macro economic climate changed so dramatically and Model S is getting delayed and the company is refocusing. The past month has been very difficult, sitting through planning meetings and watch employees make in or out of the layoff list. It is so sad to lose 87 employees in a week. I became very upset and did the very foolish thing of writing a letter to Valleywag. I have never thought this letter would create such an upsetting situation for Tesla Motors and I should have never sent that letter. When Elon asked the originator of the letter to step forward, I should have done so. I am deeply sorry things happened this way.
I have submitted my resignation with my manager, who had no knowledge of this. I’ll try my best to make situations better for Tesla Motors.
Again, my sincere apologies.
Best Regards,
Peng

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Tue, 04 Nov 2008 09:40:00 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5075487&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Tesla to borrow $40 million from investors ]]> The slow-motion crash of Tesla Motors continues. Last week, an insider revealed the electric-car maker, once the best hope of Silicon Valley's nascent clean-transportation industry, had only $9 million in the bank. Now, Elon Musk, the investor who recently deposed the company's CEO, claims the company has commitments for another $40 million in financing from some of its current investors, a group which includes Google cofounders Larry Page and Sergey Brin and former eBay president Jeff Skoll. But that money is debt, not equity.

Current Tesla shareholders have 30 days to choose, through a process known as a rights offering, whether to fund the debt, which is convertible, at a later round of financing, to shares. Tesla thereby avoids setting a new, presumably lower valuation for the company — almost a certainty if it had issued new shares, given Tesla's straitened financial condition. But the reality remains: Having raised $146 million in venture capital and tens of millions of dollars more from customers putting down deposits on the $109,000 Roadster, Tesla is now sinking into debt. In January, it may obtain a $200 million loan guarantee from the Department of Energy — meaning that it will be borrowing more cash. $9 million in the bank now, with $240 million in debt to come: Tesla will soon resemble, in miniature, the stumbling Detroit giants it hoped to overturn.

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Mon, 03 Nov 2008 09:40:00 PST Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5075043&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Tesla Motors has $9 million in the bank, may not deliver cars ]]> The Valley's hottest electric-car maker is running on fumes. Tesla Motors, the brightest hope of Silicon Valley's nascent clean-automotive industry, has only $9 million in the bank, a longtime employee tells us. The company, which recently laid off dozens of employees and announced the closing of its Detroit office, called an all-hands meeting yesterday evening to inform employees of its financial state. What makes the company's low cash balance especially scary, our tipster says, is that the company has taken "multiple tens of millions" of dollars in deposits from customers — anywhere from $5,000 to $60,000 per vehicle — and has only delivered 50 of them. The obvious conclusion: Having already spent its customers' deposits, it may run out of money before it delivers the cars they have paid for. Here's the Tesla insider's report:

As a longtime employee of Tesla Motors, yesterday was the worst day since i joined Tesla Motors four years ago. A company all-hands meeting was called yesterday evening and a simple six-page company financial model was communicated. I was shocked to learn that we only had ~$9 million in the bank.

The first few hundred cars have been paid full in cash when they booked their vehicles. The reservations following that required from $4,000 to $60,000 of deposit. We have over 1,200 reservations, which manes we've taken multiples of tens of millions of cash from our customers and have spent them all. Meanwhile, we only delivered less than 50 cars.

I actually talked a close friend of mine into putting down $60,000 for a Tesla Roadster. I cannot conscientiously be a bystander anymore and allow my company to deceive the public and defraud our dear customers. Our customers and the general public are the reason Tesla is so loved. The fact that they are being lied to is just wrong.

Update: Tesla's Musk has confirmed his employee's report that the company only has $9 million in the bank.

(Photo by danegolden)

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Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5071621&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ LiveUniverse struggling to pay employees, clients ]]> It's only a matter of a few hundred dollars, but after high acquisitive LiveUniverse acquired affiliate movie marketer Peerflix, blogger Eric D. Snider stopped receiving the until-then-regular checks. Which happened around the exact same time that we got a tip — in late August — that LiveUniverse didn't have enough cash to pay employees on payday. And it's just the latest in a string of bad signs.

Besides Peerflix, the company started by jilted MySpacer Brad Greenspan has also purchased struggling companies PageFlakes and Revver in the last year, and Greenspan made a personal investment in Flurl, but was turned away by JumpTV.

All that wheeling and dealing while not paying attention to basic operations like payroll? Flashy products and technology that may or may not actually exist? "Out of touch" sounds about right.

Greenspan and friends will probably just blame the market as management shorts employees, since that's all the rage these days. But this looks a lot like a textbook case of "excess and lack of self-discipline" to me. Who may end up the winner in all this? The Hollywood Hills Cat Burglar, who seems to have gotten away from Greenspan's mess just in time. (Photo by Getty/Alberto E. Rodriguez)

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Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:40:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5057940&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Uber.com firesale to feature cheap, lightly used Aeron chairs ]]> And so it begins — like a bad flashback to the year 2000, word comes from a tipster that while investors have pulled the plug on social networking startup Uber the site and service may stay online thanks to some free hosting help from ShareNow. But that doesn't mean there will be any employees around minding the store. There will be nothing to mind, since the company is planning to sell off all its physical assets as a lot, according to a tipster citing a rant from a soon-to-be-ex-employee. The bitterness at what's left of the company is already starting to set in, with particular scorn for co-founder and company president Glenn Kaino who was described as "a real bastard," to paraphrase the disgruntled minion. So while it may not exactly be a chance to save Uber, it may well be a chance to get that deal on a piece of Hermann Miller office furniture if you missed your chance in the dot-bomb. Who'd a thunk a site intended for jetset hipsters would end up a bargain-hunter's dream?

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Thu, 02 Oct 2008 05:00:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5057917&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Uber.com is too legit to quit ]]> With already pissed off VCs demanding their money back, Uber.com — a social network for hipsters — is doing anything but. Uber.com first called it quits last Friday but the LA-based website is now begging its users to spam its link on Facebook and MySpace in an effort to save it. A cunning strategy to let as many people know how small of a failure you are. [TechNews.LA]

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Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:20:00 PDT Alaska Miller http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5057051&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Sneaky ad startup Jellycloud deflates, taking $50 million-plus with it ]]> The online-ad network market is clogged with startups; most are bound to fail. But no death may be greeted with more joy than Jellycloud, the latest incarnation of Gator, a startup whose software was caught spying on users. A tipster tells us Jellycloud, with 36 employees, went under this weekend, with liquidators repossessing their furniture. A hard death, after a questionable birth.

Gator had changed its name to Claria, and raised some $40 million to launch a personalized homepage which never caught on. In the sneakiest move of all, it then raised $11.5 million under a new company name, JellyCloud, with the same set of executives as Claria — Scott Vandevelde and Scott Eagle among them. Was Jellycloud just Claria reborn? It's now a moot point, if our tipster's report is accurate. And a painful mistake for US Venture Partners, SoftBank, Sand Hill Capital and Crosslink Capital — who have managed to lose $11.5 million in just five months.

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Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:40:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5056918&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ How long will Randy Falco stay at AOL? ]]> Let us say it, since every other writer seems too kind: As CEO of AOL, Randy Falco is an utter embarrassment. Silicon Alley Insider recounts his perplexing performance in front of a crowd of media executives gathered for Advertising Week in New York. "Radio was supposed to die 50 years ago," Falco said. "The reason radio is still around is because of mobile. The reason broadcast will still be around 50 years from now is because of mobile. All of our businesses up here will continue to grow because of video applications on mobile." What?

It's as if he thought that playing a game of buzzword bingo would masquerade as strategic thought. A television salesman by trade, Falco was plucked by Time Warner CEO Jeff Bewkes from NBC Universal to replace Jon Miller, in a universally derided move. A commonly held belief among insiders: Falco and Bewkes thought AOL would be sold off by now, with Falco moving on to some role at Time Warner's film and television properties. AOL has continued to embarrass. And so has Falco. The only question is which exit will come first.

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Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5053260&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Barry Diller's finance site: "Completely pointless" ]]> FiLife, a personal-finance site backed by IAC and the Wall Street Journal, is struggling, according to one ex-employee we eavesdropped on at the City Bakery, a coffeehouse in Manhattan's Flatiron neighborhood, as she interviewed for a new job. "The business model completely changed," she said. "It used to be personal finance for people in their 20s and 30s. Now it's just completely pointless." An embittered writer? Perhaps. FiLife hired a batch of journalists, only to switch gears shortly before launch and realize that the Web didn't need another content site. But their replacement — a set of automated tools to evaluate one's place in the financial pecking order — do seem pointless. The site only attracts 31,500 users a month. In this regard, FiLife is utterly typical — of both its backer and its genre.

IAC CEO Barry Diller has a ghastly track record of launching projects in-house; almost every vaguely promising Internet property he owns, he bought from someone else: Ask.com, Match.com, CitySearch, and so on.

And personal finance sites are deadly. In trying to break the mold, FiLife managed to be even more condescending than most. Its introduction:

Most personal-finance sites are snooze-filled, sometimes schoolmarmish affairs. Save more money! Don't you dare go out to dinner! Suffer, scrimp, suffer, scrimp. We're kind of tired of that approach, and we reckon you are, too.

Watching Wall Street's meltdown, would you be surprised if 20somethings were uninterested in qualifying for a mortgage and investing in mutual funds? Personal-finance sites are usually more motivated by luring advertisers than readers. The former are now in scarce supply, too.

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Mon, 22 Sep 2008 08:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5053081&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Wallop belly-flops ]]> Former Keen and Cloudmark CEO Karl Jacob set high expectations for Wallop, a social networking site that hoped to sell widgets to users rather than showing them ads. Valleywag liked Wallop because it let you physically drag losers out of your social circle. But Wallop never made it out of beta. The site now says it will terminate service on Thursday. TechCrunch reports that their email to the company's press contact bounced — that's all, folks!

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Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:40:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5050087&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ How bringing in the "grownups" killed Heavy.com ]]> The boom in online ad networks, those automated brokers of discount banners patronized by websites desperate for quick cash, is at long last turning to bust. And the shakeout couldn't have started with a more deserving company. Amid lawsuits and layoffs, Heavy.com has seen two-thirds of its once-15-strong salesforce leave, a source familiar with the company tells us. Meanwhile, the company is trying to sell its Heavy.com, a video destination targeted at young men, so far without success. The plan is to focus on its porn-friendly Husky ad network. Who's to blame? Recently hired "grownups," says our source.

Heavy has never been a particularly reputable company. It used to inflate its traffic with popup ads. Yet it still managed to raise $20 million in venture capital in January 2007. By last fall, investors began to clamor for more revenue. The startup's management then brought in what our source calls "C-level grownups."

The hires included CMO Eric Hadley from Microsoft; CTO Scott Penberthy from Photobucket; CFO Todd Sloan from Nielsen; and VP Richard Rocca, who spent a few months at shady ad network Glam Media after leaving the equally unsavory ad startup Gorilla Nation.

That crew now runs the company, "but the problem is there's not going to be anybody to run it with them," says our source, who calls the new leaders "ineffective."

Most C-level people, you know, they might have been able to roll their sleeves at one point in time, but now they're pretty much ineffective people. In one instance, [Hadley, who came] from Microsoft was going around asking for help with Excel. Didn't they give classes on Microsoft Excel at Microsoft? He was like, 'well, uh, I went to business school.

Heavy's problems run deeper than its executives' lack of skill with office-productivity software. Its advertising deal with MillerCoors to sponsor Heavy's "Tiny Entourage" show has the brewer in trouble with consumer advocate groups. Also, our source says the ad network that's supposed to save the company isn't making any money.

The litany of defections from Heavy is long. The VP of west coast sales left in June. The VP of east coast sales left this week for a competitor. Three sales directors on East Coast left, leaving one with the entire territory. ("He's loving it," our source says.) The entire U.K. team quit in June, and the company is trying to hire new staff there. The VP of marketing left for Ripe Digital Entertainment, an online-video studio. And Jimmy Jellinek, a VP of programming who had quit the company once but returned in February, has left again, this time for Playboy.

But the hardest loss to bear, for a company trying to attract 18-34 males, may be comely reality-TV star Jen Schefft. Scheftt, who starred in ABC's "The Bachelorette," only joined the company in June. She's gone, too, our tipster says. That's a pretty abrupt cancellation.

(Correction: Richard Rocca informs us he was not fired from Gorilla Nation, as we reported, but left on his own. "Gorilla Nation and I are still close and I forward business there way all the time.")

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Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:00:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5048720&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Flagship Studios' bankruptcy a cautionary tale for startups ]]> The bankruptcy of Flagship Studios, an ambitious videogames startup, provides a startling example of what not to do when it comes to finding funding for your startup. The company, founded by CEO Bill Roper, formerly of the Starcraft team at Blizzard North, leveraged the intellectual property rights for its two games, Hellgate: London and Mythos, as collateral in order to secure loans to keep the company afloat. When the company finally ran out of that money, the two core projects immediately reverted to the lenders, Comerica and HanbitSoft, respectively. HanbitSoft, a Korean company which had the exclusive rights to market the games in Asia, ended up in a position where it was in the company's interest to let Flagship go under: Why pay licensing fees when you can own the game outright after the owner goes under?

It's a long-held truism in the Valley not to risk your own money on a project when there are plenty of people willing to let you risk theirs in the hope of a return. You can now add that you probably shouldn't risk your company's most vital assets in exchange for loans from interested parties. As it stands, all of Flagship and partner Ping0's employees have been laid off, and HanbitSoft along with competitor Perfect World are now sniffing around the remains looking to poach whatever engineering and development talent they can, while Roper and other executives are said to be paying the last of the team's salaries out of their own pockets.

And according to our source, the death of the company couldn't have come at a worse time. The development team were just putting the finishing touches on the code to allow players of Mythos to make "real money transactions" — in other words, pay for in game items and new content as they played. By offering the game for free or nearly so and then charging the players nominal fees afterwards, the game can benefit from wide adoption early on and a revenue stream to pay for the development of more features and content as time went on.

But it meant that Flagship would have to eat the cost of early game development (which can be wildly expensive) and would almost guaranteed not to recoup the full cost on release. While it's an interesting business model that could prove wildly profitable a well-funded company, at one where Roper's old pal from Blizzard, CFO Ken Williams, couldn't keep the burn rate under control and was pawning IP off to licensees in exchange for bridge loans, it might make a little more sense to get some sales in first and nickel-and-dime players later. (Photo by Gamerscore Blog)

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Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:00:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5025607&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Robert Scoble's former employer PodTech about to get sold ]]> PodTech, once described by Valleywag emeritus Nick Douglas as "the video podcast network apparently dedicated to screwing over as many people as possible without actually profiting from it," will be sending out a cheery press release touting its acquisition as soon as today, I've been told. The company has also been meeting with potential clients who are being told that the company's just fine, thanks. Except what did the acquirer buy? Not inexplicable geek celebrity Robert Scoble, who decamped for Fast Company months ago, and was the company's only real, if questionable, claim to fame.

Instead, PodTech's buyers get a company that may not have been paying employees after a "reorg" and was pretty much entirely in hock to its bankers, says our tipster. On the one hand, the company has tried to drum up new business while on the other, quiet calls were being made behind the scene looking to unload what scant assets the company held — kudos to the unnamed acquirer for picking up "classic Robert Scoble!" Might we suggest removing "Pod" from the name of the company? With the iPod displaced by the iPhone and podcasting moribund, it's what the cool kids like Adam Curry are doing.

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Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:20:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5023899&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Wantrepreneur no more ]]> BricaBox founder Nate Westheimer didn't like it when we called him a "wantrepreneur" in our posts about his various publicity stunts. With BricaBox closing, Westheimer won't have to worry about that anymore! [CenterNetworks]

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Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:20:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5017987&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Steve Case's Revolution Health to lay off another 35 to 45, seek bailout merger ]]> Following last month's layoffs, Revolution Health, the healthcare-transforming startup started by former AOL CEO Steve Case, will shrink yet more by the end of this month, a tipster tells us:

Now rumors have it that while the upper management is desperately seeking to merge with another player in this space to help stop their cash hemorrhaging (Healthline, HealthCentral and Waterfront are all leading candidates), they'll have to push out another set of layoffs on the quickly-shrinking company. My contacts suggest the next set of layoffs will occur by month's end and be in the 35 - 45 person range, bringing the company down to a 140-person business (from its high of 250+).

The save-the-company-through-acquisition plan is believable. Revolution Health's latest strategy has been to pursue traffic for traffic's sake — like last month's deal with social network Daily Strength. The company, we're told, earns most of its revenues from CarePages, a previous acquisition. Combining with other health sites to increase advertising inventory essentially turns Revolution Health into a vertical ad network. Because of the pace at which ad dollars are moving online, it's a very popular move for failing companies these days. But it's not the consumer revolution in healthcare Case promised.

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Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:40:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5013443&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Akimbo's last-ditch plan: Porn! ]]> akimbo_ceo_tom_frank.jpgAn Akimbo employee detailed the twists and turns in strategy at the now dead startup, mostly from the point at which Tom Frank (pictured) took over as CEO. Frank stalled development on content for investor AT&T, killed a product a month after it was shipped to Novato-based Sonic, switched products on client CenturyTel with two months notice, then decided they needed to acquire Canadian startup iWave's software. Only after founder Jim Funk left, along with legions of engineers, did executives decide to resuscitate tech built in-house. The nail in the coffin?

As a last ditch effort, they were going to go all porn with 'CarnalTV.' They lost the last of their talent at this point because they didn't want to work for a porn company.
Having lived through a dot-bomb, I doubt those engineers will be too proud to take work in porn if a recession hits and mortgage payments need to be met. ]]>
Thu, 29 May 2008 13:20:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=394023&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Oh, Canada? Red Herring postpones event from May to June to September ]]> Red Herring CanadaWith constant staff turnover and an eviction from its offices, at this point it would be more surprising if Red Herring managed to put together an event at all. Its Canadian startup showcase was originally scheduled for this week; citing a conflict with a Canadian venture-capital conference, the Herring moved it to June. Publisher Alex Vieux missed a poorly attended "introductory cocktail" party for the event in March; his staff put his absence down to a missed flight connection. Now the event has been rescheduled for September — the same month as the Herring's hastily postponed wireless conference in Beijing, and its Asia conference in Hong Kong. Vieux will have plenty of opportunities to miss flight connections — if any of the events happen at all.

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Tue, 27 May 2008 10:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393272&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ding, dong, Akimbo's dead ]]> Akimbo, the online video company that just laid off most of the staff, has finally closed its doors. Its failure comes only months after a fresh infusion of $8 million from investors, including AT&T. The telco giant was looking for Akimbo's content to fill out the company's HomeZone TV offering. Only problem? Akimbo lost all its content licensing deals, according to a tipster. [VentureBeat]

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Fri, 23 May 2008 15:00:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393050&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Red Herring website outage an unfortunate coincidence ]]> Alex Vieux's Red Herring isn't just poorly managed; it's unlucky as well. I just got off the phone with Vassil Mladjov, CEO of Blogtronix, the blog-software company which hosts RedHerring.com. He blames the site's outage — which comes the same week as the Herring's eviction from its offices and the cancellation of a Herring event in China — on a bug involving log files, and says the site will be back up shortly. Mladjov adds that unpaid bills aren't the issue; Blogtronix arranged to get paid through a barter deal.

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Fri, 23 May 2008 13:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393079&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Red Herring cancels China event with one week's notice ]]> Red Herring ChinaRed Herring's magazine has not been regularly printed in ages. Today, its its website has been displaying error messages — not that readers are missing much of the understaffed RedHerring.com's output. Herring's conference business alone has been sustaining Alex Vieux's rocky tech-publishing empire. But that, too, seems to be falling apart. A commenter has posted what he claims is an email from Vieux announcing the cancellation of next week's Red Herring Wireless conference in Beijing. At first it struck me as ludicrous that Vieux would cancel one of his cash-cow events. But I called the host hotel, the Ritz-Carlton Beijing, and staff there confirmed that the event was off. Vieux's email cites "difficult personal family health problems" as the reason. If true, it is most unlucky for Vieux that these health issues just happened to coincide with an eviction from Herring's Belmont headquarters.

Dear XXXXXXXX

A number of difficult personal family health problems have led me to make a few hard choices related to Red Herring Wireless.

Indeed, for the first time in nineteen years, I have decided to postpone an event. Red Herring Wireless has been rescheduled to the mid September in Beijing - we will notify you of the exact date in the coming weeks.

In Beijing this month we had assembled a unique group of exceptional players who have managed to play an instrumental role in defining the wireless sector. Telstra, China Mobile, eAccess and many others committed to join us. We trust that we will manage to see them again in September.

We will contact you in the next weeks and I look forward to working with you. I appreciate your understanding and I trust we will speak soon,

With kindest regards,

Alex Vieux
CEO

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Fri, 23 May 2008 11:40:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393060&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Did Red Herring employees break into their old office? ]]> Red Herring splatterA call to Red Herring publisher Alex Vieux through his old office line, 650 428 2900, was answered today by a man with an Eastern European accent who said Vieux wasn't there. Why was anyone there to answer the phone? Yesterday, the Herring's landlord sent a locksmith, an attorney, and sheriff's deputies to evict Vieux from the building, prompting a hasty exit. Vieux claims he has a new office, but wouldn't give out its address. If so, it's possible Vieux had the phone line forwarded there. But it's also possible, a former employee says, that Herring employees broke into their former office: "I wouldn't be shocked if Vieux & Co. just went in through one of the side doors that is not well secured." Wouldn't that be trespassing, though?

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Thu, 22 May 2008 15:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=392860&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Startups brag about homeless Herring honor ]]> Red Herring splatterThe news of Red Herring's eviction from its office has not given the Valley's PR machine even a momentary pause. At last count, 89 press releases have hit Google News touting some startup's listing on the Red Herring 100 North America. What none disclose: Whether they paid Red Herring to be included on the list. Several companies have told Valleywag that publisher Alex Vieux emailed them after naming them as "finalists" for the Herring 100, suggesting that they buy event tickets or pay for a promotional video. Vieux's landlord must be flabbergasted that despite these surely lucrative quid-pro-quo awards, Vieux still wasn't able to pay his rent.

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Thu, 22 May 2008 13:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=392242&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Alex Vieux to publish Red Herring from undisclosed location ]]> Red HerringThe delusional Alex Vieux's powers of spin are prodigious. He has characterized the eviction of Red Herring, his tottering tech-publishing enterprise, from its Belmont office to News.com as an "economic decision." An economic decision which involved a locksmith, the landlord's attorney, and assorted sheriff's deputies. Normally, working out a rent dispute doesn't require officers of the peace. Were Vieux to be convicted of a crime and jailed, would he describe his sentence as a "period of voluntary seclusion"? (We speak theoretically, of course.) He also told News.com that he had secured a new office, but would not say where it is.

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Thu, 22 May 2008 10:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=392746&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Meetro dies, but love lives on ]]> Location-based social network tool Meetro is closing the doors. In the goodbye letter founder and CEO Paul Bragiel explained how a small community of users in Chicago wasn't enough — the company couldn't get much penetration in the markets in New York or San Francisco, where services like Dodgeball and Yelp have acquired large followings (though Dodgeball has since withered and Yelp isn't huge outside of the Bay Area). And the fact that users had to download software didn't help. But hey, one of Meetro's execs met a girl:
We had hundreds of active users and you could feel the buzz around it. We threw a few parties that continued to support the good mood all around. Hell, our CTO Sam even met his current girlfriend at one of them.

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Wed, 21 May 2008 16:40:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=392577&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Sheriff's deputies evict Red Herring from Belmont office ]]> alex_vieux_is_ruthlessly_in_debt_up_to_his_eyeballs.jpg
Red Herring, the once-storied, now marginal tech publisher, was evicted from its Belmont office at 19 Davis Drive at 3:04 p.m. today, a spokesman for the San Mateo County Sheriff's office confirmed to Valleywag. This is a phenomenal comeuppance for publisher Alex Vieux, who has heretofore displayed an amazing ability to dodge creditors and talk his way out of paying bills. We're told that employees left through the back door and gathered in the parking lot, hoping that the sheriff's deputies would not confiscate their laptops, too.

One hopes those laptop's batteries were charged. A source tells us PG&E was also preparing to shut off the Herring's electricity over an unpaid power bill.

In this clip filmed at a recent Red Herring conference Vieux bragged about firing unproductive employees, and scolded entrepreneurs for not doing the same. What would he say about a CEO who doesn't pay rent on his employees' offices?

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Tue, 20 May 2008 16:40:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=392234&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Omnidrive story you won't read on TechCrunch ]]> Until a recent article from ReadWriteWeb declaring online file-storage and sharing service Omnidrive dead, founder and CEO Nik Cubrilovic was missing in action. The support forums for customers went unattended even as the site went down. An investor, Clay Cook, who sunk six figures into the company couldn't get a reply to his email. Also nowhere to be found? Any reporting from TechCrunch.

After winning kudos from the site that chronicles startups in 2005, Michael Arrington invested in the company. Cubrilovic even contributed to the site and crashed at Michael Arrington's place for a time. What followed were many laudatory posts which, though the relationship was disclosed, didn't state the obvious — that by mid-2007 the company owed customers, investors and employees money.

The only mention that the site, and the company, was facing problems came in an addendum to a post about Joyent. Arrington had stopped writing about the company as investor, but continued to write other companies he'd funded which weren't tanking. Duncan Riley finally pointed out last January that "there are big questions about [Omnidrive's] long term viability." Riley proceeded to defend Cubrilovic on a podcast run by the entrepreneur, before one of the hosts described spending an evening at Arrington's house in January of 2007 "doing shots all night with [Cubrilovic]."

The details that I've heard are that a competitor, possibly Box.net, tried to make a deal that could have at least allowed the company to close the book on some debts; but that because of the company's structure, Cubrilovic had to sign off on the deal, yet was unreachable. Observers say that the CEO's erratic behavior showed a pattern perhaps indicative, in their opinion, of substance abuse. Former CTO Phil Morle's contention that payments went directly to an account held by Cubrilovic sounds like a recipe for a binge-spending disaster.

In an update to his original post that Cook published yesterday, the investor seemed to dance around the issue of alcoholism:

Too many parties, too many conferences, too much working between 1-4am, not enough working normal business hours, too much socializing, not enough focus, no business development, and not enough follow up and delivery.
For Cubrilovic's sake, I hope all this time offline was spent getting some help, but based on his latest round of promises that everything's fine even as the site continues to experience sporadic bouts of uptime, I'm not optimistic. Arrington and his team continuing to ignore the story? In recovery-speak, that's called "codependent enabling." (Photo by Brian Solis) ]]>
Tue, 06 May 2008 10:40:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=387470&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Internet-TV startup Akimbo meets its iceberg ]]> manage_tfrank.jpgOne anonymous source has now become three, so we're calling it over for Akimbo, the TV-over-the-Intenet startup which no amount of new CEO Thomas Frank's winning smiles could save. Writes an ex-employee:
It's true. I used to work for them over 2 years ago and all of my friends that were there are now gone. They laid off the last of them today. It's sad but LONG OVERDUE. Akimbo is now officially dead although the heartbeat died over a year ago.
So who's left to move the deck chairs? More details on the sinking of the startup, which had raised $47 million in venture capital, after the jump.

Not even the HR person knew about it until the rest of the employees were notified (in an impromptu all-hands meeting in the middle of our normal lunch hour - how obnoxious!). The execs, of course, had to have known about it the day before, and one of them even assured some of us yesterday that we had "nothing to worry about" in terms of the health of the company or job security.

It seems like the CEO was hoping he'd be able to swoop in at the last minute and play the hero. Unfortunately, such was not meant to be. They're only keeping all of the execs and high-level managers, a couple of engineers, the accountant, the HR person, and a little flunky who filled a position that wasn't even open at the time of his interview. Apparently he is related to or knows a friend of the CEO. What the hell were they thinking?!?

It's all a bit shady if you ask me. Clearly the board thought so, too.

The set-top box market is a tough one — most Americans have crappy bandwidth, and the demographic with enough disposable income for new services probably already has digital cable, a DVR and a videogame console already. Even Apple has struggled to sell many Apple TVs. Sling Media's Slingbox meets a niche demand for road-warrior live-sports addicts, but is still a minor success. "So what the hell is Akimbo?" Engadget asked in a 2005 review. Exactly. It never really found a direction; by the time Akimbo turned the ship around and ditched the hardware business, it was clearly too late.

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Fri, 02 May 2008 13:20:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=386695&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hard-up Herring shakes down startups ]]> Red Herring splatterAt Red Herring, every startup is a winner — but publisher Alex Vieux is the one who takes the prize. Indeed, handing out prizes seems to be the main way Vieux is keeping it afloat. The once-vital technology publisher, which Vieux has all but run into the ground, no longer prints a magazine. A tipster says healthcare for its workers has been cancelled for nonpayment. Its website, which used to mostly carry wire copy, now produces a pitiful handful of stories each day. But the Herring is still flopping around with an events business. The next one, Red Herring 100 North America, due to be held in San Jose later this month, will celebrate 100 startups of Vieux's choosing. And how does he select them from a list of 204 finalists? A come-on email and phone call one startup received is revealing:

Hard-up Herring
In short, Vieux pressures his "finalists" to attend the conference and pay $7,500 for a video interview. (No wonder his videographers quit all at once, citing interference from the business side of the Herring.) What's really shameful is that executives like Google's David Lawee and Microsoft's Dan'l Lewin lend their names to this farce.

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Thu, 01 May 2008 17:00:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=386386&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Will the last Akimbo employee please turn out the lights ]]> akimbo_logo.jpgAkimbo has laid off nearly everyone except for its executives, according to a tip we just received. An early entrant in the TV-over-Internet field, Akimbo saw its original CEO Joshua Goldman leave for the luxury of investing in other video startups. The company dumped its set-top box business to sell Internet video-on-demand software to other hardware manufacturers. So far $47 million has been poured into the company by the likes of Cisco Systems, Draper Fisher Jurvetson and Kleiner Perkins' William R. Hearst III, who serves on Akimbo's board. Any Akimbo employees out there want to confirm or contradict our tipster's impression that CEO Tom Frank and COO Neil Goldberg are mismanaging the aging startup?

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Thu, 01 May 2008 16:40:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=386384&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ CNET's Caroline McCarthy pours water on Web 2.0 hotheads ]]> caroline_mccarthy_cnet.jpgAfter a week of browsing booths and attending parties in San Francisco for the Web 2.0 Expo, New York-based tech reporter Caroline McCarthy rained on the local bubble's annual hype parade. [News.com] (Photo by Brian Solis)

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Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:00:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=384202&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jeff Pulver resigns from eponymous tradeshow producer Pulvermedia ]]> jeff_pulver_leaves_pulver_media.jpgJumping ship from a company that had already lost the confidence of its investors, Jeff Pulver, the pioneering VOIP promoter, has left Pulvermedia, the company he founded to put on tech tradeshows like VON.
Just wanted to share the news that I have resigned as a director from Pulvermedia. And I am not able to say anything else nor can I address any questions about this.
Silence implies that either it was offered in exchange for something, or that lawyers are involved and lawsuits are pending. (Photo by Randy Stewart)

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Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:00:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=383782&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ex-Yahoo Russell Beattie blames industry trends, not self, for startup's failure ]]> Russell BeattieIf at first you don't succeed, cast your failure as part of an industry trend. That's the exit strategy of Russell Beattie, who launched mobile startup Mowser after being fired from Yahoo in 2006. Fired, mind you, when Yahoo was firing very few people. Beattie's tale of woe explains Mowser's failure thus: Designing Web pages for cell phones was always a short-term game, and his bet came out wrong. TechCrunch's Michael Arrington plays right into Beattie's hand, arguing about the future of the mobile Web instead of asking why Mowser failed. He encourages Beattie to launch a new startup building applications instead of a mobile Web browser.

The debate is interesting enough: With cell phones constantly changing, should one try to optimize Web pages for small screens and numeric keypads, or make tools that run on any number of phones?

But that debate doesn't tell us why Mowser failed. A former Yahoo insider says Beattie's Mowser drew on several elements of Yahoo's Sushi platform for cell-phones, now known as Yahoo OneSearch and OneConnect, among other names. Beattie, better known inside Yahoo for his prolific blogging and conference attendance than for his product-management skills, just couldn't duplicate the design. (Other ex-Yahoos did manage to recreate parts of Sushi, allegedly so successfully that they got sued by Yahoo.)

His former colleagues, from what we hear, aren't shedding too many tears over his tale of woe, which includes getting his car repossessed twice and subsisting on buttered macaroni. Then again, given that his alternative was somehow hanging onto a job at Yahoo, I'm not sure Beattie was worse off in the end.

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Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:40:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=379994&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ CreateDebate launches to add yet more argument to the Internet ]]> Cease debateI ignore most startup pitches. It's a truism that 9 out of 10 startups fail; relentlessly covering every one of them is mathematically a fool's game. But on occasion, I get one so bad that I feel obliged to share it with my readers, if only as a cautionary tale. CreateDebate, founder Bryan Orme informs me, "is a social networking site where users can create a debate about any topic they are interested in." His concept, in other words, is to compete with the entirety of the Internet. Feel free to debate the rest of Orme's startup pitch, reproduced here:

CreateDebate

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Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=379550&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Sharper Image chairman quits but wants to buy bankrupt company ]]> jerry_levin_sharper_image.jpgSharper Image chairman and former CEO Jerry Levin resigned today, just short of two months after the company declared bankruptcy. Not satisfied with just how far he's helped run the icon of '80s yuppie excess into the ground, Levin reports that he and some investor buddies will buy some or all of the company's assets. If you're lucky enough to be one of Levin's friends, you can probably count on a massage chair or three this holiday season.

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Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:00:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=379645&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Pageflakes running on empty ]]> Personalized homepage startup Pageflakes will be broke soon according to sources cited by Om Malik, though while CEO Dan Cohen admits the company is for sale, he denies that it's running on empty. The company, founded in 2005, has raised a total of $4.1 million but with a reported $300,000 monthly burn rate and scant revenue, it does sound like just a matter of time. A few weeks ago I went to meet an acquaintance at a company party in SOMA. So I didn't look like a total idiot, I tried to access the site to see what the company was all about just in case — and got a page not found error. Which I'm still getting today. Must be hard to generate income when users can't even access the site. Update: Brad Greenspan, the guardian angel of failing companies, will add Pageflakes to the roster of companies LiveUniverse will probably continue to mismanage reports TechCrunch.

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Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:00:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=379371&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ashton Kutcher-backed startup Ooma is falling apart ]]> Kutcher and FrameHold the phone: Voice-over-Internet startup Ooma is flailing, despite — or perhaps because of — a viral-video marketing campaign directed by Hollywood star Ashton Kutcher. Ooma launched its product, a $400 device which offers unlimited phone calls, last year, with a splash of press. Starstruck tech bloggers like TechCrunch's Michael Arrington gave away Ooma gadgets to readers in exchange for some facetime with Kutcher — and asked few questions about its nonsensical business model, which had it charging high upfront prices for hardware and giving away phone service. Now, we're told, its high-school-dropout CEO, Andrew Frame, has seen a host of executives leave.

The departures include Yahoo veteran Tish Whitcraft, CFO Tom Cronan, and VP of communications Sarah Ross — though we're told Ross is still consulting for the company. Outcast PR, Ooma's agency, tells me it no longer represents the company; dropping a PR agency is usually the sign of a company whose cash is running short. No wonder: Ooma's phone device is overpriced and technically unimpressive.

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Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=377932&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ How to burn through $800,000 of daddy's money on a blog network ]]> DavidAnderson.JPGA source tells us San Francisco-based blog network Green Options Media will shutter by June, having burned through at least $800,000 in a little under two years. Blame cofounder David Anderson. This "arrogant wankhammer wantrepreneur," in the source's colorful description, funded the blog network with an early inheritance from his father, who now plans to pull the plug on the operation. Still clinging to hope, Anderson is said to be frantically trying to raise money as the blog network burns through $60,000 a month. Problem is: monthly pageviews across the entire 14-blog network have yet to pass 600,000. Update: David Anderson responds in the comments below.

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Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:00:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=377495&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ MeeVee's board slaps "for sale" sticker on company ]]> meevee_for_sale.jpgTaking corporate transparency to a new level, MeeVee's board issued a press release offering the company up for sale. Email the director of engineering, Steve Hughey, if you're interested — he's one of only seven employees left at the company. MeeVee was originally launched as an online TV listings website, and has received $24 million in funding since 2000. Sadly, the two circles on the Venn diagram of people who still need television listings and people who go online don't actually intersect anymore, and the company's efforts to rebrand themselves as an online video search and discovery tool apparently didn't work out.

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Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:20:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=377069&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ BlackBerry doormat Visto cuts London staff by a third ]]> VistoLogo.jpgVisto CEO Brian Bogosian likes to tell reporters to expect an IPO soon. But first: layoffs. The mobile email company will cut its London workforce by a third, laying off "senior IT staff, development, product services and pre-sales workers," reports the Register.

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Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:20:00 PDT Nicholas Carlson http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=376382&view=rss&microfeed=true